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Arrow Demotivational Poster


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm
5L.
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: sparrow marriage
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
It isn't, by the way. Me and my wife "communicate" all the time.
Sean - February 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
True Fact: Sparrows mate for life -- well, one of their lives, anyway.
Current Resident - January 5, 2011, 5:00 pm
Great Poster! 5L
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
And a "heap" it is, you masochist, you!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I started due to Aggies request a month ago. started at his lowest rated and worked up to the 3's. I still have a heap to go.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:03 pm

geez i hate this guy. he just makes it look so d*** easy. note to noobs....this is one of those profiles you should really spend some time going through....for hours.
spacedog - November 22, 2010, 5:53 pm
Excellent.
Airman - November 22, 2010, 5:21 pm
seems to work that way!


I USED TO MAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES - but then I took a bat to the face


TAGS: arrow to the knee joke
Rating: 4.5/5

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twill1962 - December 24, 2012, 1:16 pm
I thought, "Why is that bat getting larger?" And then it hit me! 5L!
ughomer - April 12, 2012, 10:51 pm
OUCH!!!!
MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:48 pm
bombed tired of this pic.


2012 -




LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?




SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

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boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


SAVVY? -




GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the ph**o but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


SPREADING THE DISEASE -


TAGS: negativity anthrax narrow experience spew
Rating: 4.43/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:41 am
Excellente! 5Ls!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:52 pm
5L
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 8:05 am
and the posters are DEmotivational... aka the anti motivational poster. I am not surprised that you do not understand, judging by your behavior and actions on this site.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 7:58 am
I make mine from personal life experiences. I draw from what is around me. Never mind that my job involves dealing with protecting animals from harmful people (whether they mean it or not) Not everything on this site is about you. Grow up or go away.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:15 am

so awesome it makes me want to puke...er....5L.
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Beautiful! 5 dry heaves


WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?


TAGS: who the hell is tom arrow
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chef - October 3, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
Awesome, I seriously laughed for like 5 minutes.


Jack Sparrow -




IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves




GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!


TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

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The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree


COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar




INTERVENTIONS -




ANGRY BIRD -


TAGS: sparrow speaks demands food humor
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:55 pm
5'd LGV.
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:54 pm
A little pecker in the yard, beats two in the bush? Well, something like that. Improvise.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:03 pm
I've got one of those little peckers in my yard! 'Cept he complains about my time at motifake instead...tweethee...5L young lady.


Pessimism -




BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?


TAGS: jonny depp sweeny todd jack sparrow pie razor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
OK B, I'll give you a 5 just because I'm a Johnny Depp fan.
Silvermist - April 3, 2009, 4:52 pm
I almost expected this to be doing a lot better...


ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended


TAGS: batman green arrow
Rating: 3.1/5

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Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Oh..if only all men had a great shaft.


AWESOMENESS - MOM! Look how awesome I am, and i don't even shave yet!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
Still, I have to give big props to teh National Guard...my last 2 years before retiring I was training these guys and I have to give it up to those with full-time jobs that STILL volunteer to serve...so a big HOOAH to you guys!
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I think their just doing Combat Drills...of course, you should always "Train as you fight" so they SHOULD have on their Battle Rattle...
GySgt188 - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
That M-4 would be a lot more awesome if it had a magazine in it.
Da5id - August 8, 2009, 3:32 pm
Is this even overseas? Or the training areas in the US?


A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.




MARINES TURNED SOLDIERS - I think its so cute when they try and "READ" and use "UTENSILS".


TAGS: 32nd jasg c red arrow division prosperity
Rating: 1.44/5

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coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 10:40 am
Navy coordinates. Air Force drops in the Army and Marines. Marines eat bullets. Army establishes, coordinates, and fights while Marines still eat bullets. Coast Guard plays "Love Boat".
Claire - January 20, 2011, 11:03 pm
It's okay, Monkey. I bet Lafferty's Army.
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
(sigh)
Lafferty - January 20, 2011, 7:39 pm
Hey, dumbasses, Marines aren't army. Don't confuse Marines with those other people. The Marines with rip your heart out with a rusty spoon.
ricky - June 24, 2010, 1:22 am
bull**** thats marines thats army
Cambion - May 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
Go grab a friend and find your balls and tell them that to their face.


CUSTERS LAST STAND -




CUPID -




HAPPY-NOW? - I told you to stop flushing those baby-wipes down the toilet. I said the plumbing couldn't take it!!




Ambition -


TAGS: kids aspirations arrows kalil gibran
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
Couldn’t really hear what she was sayin’ since I was grinding on a piece of metal, of which I keep handy….on Wednesdays.
GaryO - October 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
Hmmm, Wednesday, Wednesday…..ah yes, I was in the shop, working on…something (hiding) since that’s the day the little woman tries to coax me to go with her…to…hmmm, think it’s called loathes and bytches.
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:41 pm
It was a Wednesday, perhaps laundry day?
GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:46 am
How in hell did I miss this?


vengeance -




WHAT A COMPUTER VIRUS ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE - "Wrecking Crew" virus attacks Motifake Moderator's keyboard.




MIXED SIGNALS -


TAGS: does your finch s****** or sparrow
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 11:25 am
spacedog has the poster cranking machine on"high" tonight. 5L
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:23 am
a hrad act to juggle


SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD -




JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!


TAGS: iraqi turnover iraq 32nd red arrow brigade
Rating: 3.56/5

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Found you - July 2, 2009, 8:00 am
on facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686967077
KDP3 - July 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Nice user name eh?
Bone - July 2, 2009, 7:33 am
Now that's funny (not really) 5 Poodles from me!


BLOCKBUSTER BABIES -




BAD BREATH -


TAGS: bad breath sparrow pigeon
Rating: 2.85/5

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ICEMAN - December 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
No... it's not.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 2:32 pm
funny 5L
GySgt1811 - December 28, 2010, 11:59 am
I like it. But, then, I have really bad breath...
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 9:59 am
waste of a good picture. try taking some time on these or PMing a reg for help. Quality over quantity 3L


D.O.I.M. (GEEK) SQUAD - They have feelings Too.




KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!




NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard army values personal courage
Rating: 2.54/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 9:59 am
He's not sleeping. He's performing preventive maintenance on his eyelids. Y'know, checking them for holes.


JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard sheep airmen marines foot patrol fields of fire
Rating: 2.41/5

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Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:49 pm
tsk tsk
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Bwahahaha! Nice bait.


CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!




ONE OF THESE SOLDIERS..... - is not like the other, one of these soldiers is doing his own thang! Again!




SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard smoke alarm booth bennet
Rating: 2.18/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of b***s and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.


WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"




WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!




PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT - It shouldn't get in the way of a hair-pulling clothes-ripping rolling on the ground cat fight!




E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!




WAR FACE! - Your doing it WRONG!




WTF - C'mon "SARGEANTS" You knew those "LOLLI-POPS", were for the kids at the Orphanage!




PROSPERITY MAYORS CELL - WHO are you? WHO do you work for? WHAT do you want?




I AM SMILING! - Sgt. (BOTOX) WHITE




WTF - Black guys never smile for pictures!




GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!




INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.




AMERICANS - They're just narrow-minded


TAGS: americans they re just narrow minded
Rating: 1.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 6:20 pm
TUNNELS They're just lazy!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 5:30 pm
Im pretty sure his face is like that from cage fighting
johnny - July 23, 2009, 1:52 pm
he used whats known as a face corset
Himalayan - April 24, 2009, 6:39 am
This Guy - Too narrow faced
RRCCmom - November 6, 2008, 10:24 am
Why do his forehead bones look like they're trying to burst out of his face
souf - July 30, 2008, 10:26 pm
The British, handing over their country to Muslims
Uh. - July 28, 2008, 3:30 pm
Nobody said an american posted the origional you ignorant ***khead


SHAY-SHAY'S FOOT PATROL - Oh yeah the wars a little-bit different for her. It's good to be the QUEEN.




Apology -


TAGS: depp tonto frank webcam sparrow
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 19, 2016, 2:05 am
Excellent Observation, UP yours


little big horn flight path -


TAGS: arrows
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 24, 2014, 1:05 pm
imho, you've hit the gold, 5.
ughomer - November 23, 2014, 10:57 am
Thank you JW! Tears of laughter I'm hoping.
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:32 am
Brillliant! L L L L L


Poor Sport -


TAGS: bow hunter archery sunset arrow
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - August 1, 2015, 8:46 am

never saw it coming. well played.


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